Jeremy Packert Burke writes fiction. He is an MFA candidate and teaching assistant at the University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa, as well as an assistant fiction editor at UA’s Black Warrior Review. He has had work in Day One, The Nashville Review, SmokeLong Quarterly, and Always Crashing, among other places. He believes that, really, any ranking of Prince albums that doesn’t include 1999 in the top three is up to something suspicious. He exists on Twitter @jempburke and exclusively tweets garbage.